December 2011
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Please
Leave that guy down there and come back. I want go downtown and get coffee with you. I want to walk around furniture stores and listen to you point out interior design details. I want to listen to you sing along with Michael Bublé. I want make and share fois gras and white tea with you. And cuddle up on your couch together. Like we did. I wish you didn’t have all this stupid fucking bullshit...
schmosby:
you know those hook things that are found on the backs of stall doors in public bathrooms?
everyone assumes their purpose is for hanging purses or coats
well
their actual purpose is to terrify me
because if I ever tripped (which, I’ll be honest, has been known to happen to me on a somewhat regular basis)
they’re at the perfect height
to stab out my eyeballs
If our parents could see our dashboards right now...
freethesebones asked: i'm excited for my mix. you're wonderful. that is all.
When someone calls your bestfriend their...
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So tonight I’m going to hang out with my Maryvale girls. They plan on getting me drunk.
I mean, I’m sleeping over, so I’m not nervous per se, but this will actually be my first time. Not drinking…but getting drunk. Like I’m definitely going to and I know it’s going to be fun, but somehow I just fail to see the point in drinking JUST to get drunk.
We’re...
When your parents wake you up in the morning...
nicoosuxx:
Expectation:
Reality:
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Reblog if your best friend is pretty.
